Friday, April 25, 2008

Suppose They Made A Lot Of Cheese In Salem?

Cheese is magic. It's tasty and will improve anything you might think to shove in your mouth, but that's not the kind of magic I'm talking about. Months ago Mom the Magnificent emailed us a recipe for fresh mozzarella that you make in the microwave. There were some challenges, but I'm five pounds of mozz in, so I think I'm qualified to say: cheese is magic and making it gives you a feeling of harnessing some kind of weird fantasy-land, pixie dust voodoo.

Julia Child as Shamaness? I'd watch that show.

Fresh Mozzarella

Okay, first things first. This whole process was a little too cool, so I made a movie. Enjoy.



Assuming I know everyone who reads this blog on a first name basis, I'm sure everyone remembers the chili powder movie. This was another one of those projects that looks cool in fast forward, except this one didn't take ten days.

A Bit of Back Story

This cheese project starts with an email from my mom for fresh mozzarella made in the microwave. I'm kind of snotty about the microwave, but it's more because I never learned how to use it right than any kind of complicating philosophy. I don't even think to use it, and I let the cheese recipe slip out of the radar pretty quickly.

Every Wednesday The New York Times has a Dining In section. A couple weeks ago they featured two articles about using a microwave under the title "You Use It Every Day. But Can You Make It Cook?", one by Mark Bittman and one by Harold McGee. I have books by both of these guys, and when it comes to the science of cooking nobody's more trustworthy than McGee.

Now, neither of them suggests making cheese in the microwave, but they don't specifically warn against it! Armed with knowledge from people who are smarter than me and a recipe for a food I can hardly get enough of, I figured it was time to start a nuke odyssey.

My roommate Anton was horrified when he moved in and realized I didn't own a microwave. He got cable TV and a microwave straight away, so I've got a new machine to work with and a couple episodes of Oxygen's brilliant show The Bad Girls Club DVR'd to play in the background. Ready to go.

Rennet - The Best Friend I Never Knew I Had


The big problem with making mozzarella is finding rennet. I won't even go into all the madness I put The Ladies through trying to find it in DC, but suffice it to say it's easier to order the shit on the internet. I haven't ordered anything from this website yet, but it looks like this website (www.cheesesupply.com) has about everything you could ask for. They also have a variety of versions of rennet available.

I got mine from Kalustyan's, a store that is now officially my second favorite place in the world, behind The Strand. They have over 1300 listings on their website under Spices, and that doesn't even start to cover the food inventory in the store. They have both the juniper berries and the Mexican oregano I can't find anywhere. And they have rennet and they're a ten minute walk from my apartment. Word.
Rennet has been prepared for centuries by soaking the fourth, or true, stomach of a milk-fed calf in brine. Gastric extracts from other animals and even plant juices have also been used, as Columella records, but rennet has the unique property of causing coagulation without much actual digestion of the casein into smaller molecules...The active substance in rennet is a single enzyme, rennin, which somehow disables the stabilizing subunit of casein, and so causes the normally separate micelles to clump together in the presence of dissolved calcium...During the drawn-out process of ripening, these trace enzymes probably act on proteins and fats and contribute to the flavor of the cheese.

From On Food and Cooking, by Harold McGee, 1984, p 44.
So a cow has four compartments to it's stomach, and one of them contains rennin. BUT, once the cow's been weaned, the enzyme mutates and doesn't work the same. There is one enzyme in one compartment of one infant mammal's stomach, without which all the brilliant flavors of cheese wouldn't exist. It's that kind of awe-inspiring shit that makes people believe in intelligent design.

Ingredients

1/2 rennet tablet
1/4 cup cool, chlorine free water
1 G milk
2 tsp citric acid

The recipe suggests 2%, 1% or skim milk, but any packaged mozzarella says 'part skim', so the right combination of milks is kind of hard to suss out. The 2% and 1% versions were good but a little dry. Using only whole milk, the version in the video, produced a creamier but slightly crumbly cheese when it cooled, almost a gooey feta. As hard as it is to imagine, it's harder to describe, but it definitely tasted like mozzarella. It congealed a little more after it sat in the fridge for a few days.

I think the right combo is going to be about 3 parts whole to 1 part skim, but I haven't nailed it yet and I suspect anyone who goes through the trouble to follow this recipe will have their own opinions on texture.

To get started, crush the rennet and dissolve it in the water. Place a non-reactive pot, not aluminum or cast iron, over medium heat and pour in the milk. Sprinkle the citric acid into the milk and stir it occasionally until it gets to 88ºF.

Add the rennet solution at this point and continue to stir occasionally until the milk reaches 105ºF. The curds will be separating from the whey, leaving you with a big white lump in a sea of sour green water, in a pot of what used to be milk. Magic!

Turn off the heat and start scooping the curds into a microwave safe bowl with a slotted spoon. As you condense the curds the bottom of your bowl will fill up with whey that is still separating, pour it back into the pot.

When you've scooped out the curds, turn the heat back on under the whey to keep it hot. Put the curds in the microwave on high for 1 minute. The bowl will fill up with whey again, continue to pour it back into the pot.

I've started adding a couple tablespoons of dried herbs to the mix after the first run in the microwave, usually basil and marjoram. It's looks great and adds a subtle flavor to the cheese that I don't recall having before.

Whether you add the herbs or not, give the curds a good stir before putting them back in the microwave on high for an additional 35 seconds. Stir, pour off the excess whey and go for one more cycle of 35 seconds on high, for a total of three trips to the microwave.

At this point there shouldn't be much whey left in the curds. The recipe suggests the option of putting 1 to 2 tsp salt into the hot curds. I tried it with no salt, 1 tsp and 2 tsp, I definitely recommend the full 2 tsp, both for taste and texture.

With the salt added, stir the curds until they have cooled enough to be touched by hand. By this point they will have gathered into one large lump that is somewhat recognizable as cheese. Put the lump onto a cutting board and knead it like bread dough. About 4 minutes into kneading it's freaking cheese. I don't know how else to say it.

I've been rolling it out and cutting it into bits. If it starts to come apart on you, dip it into the whey, which should still be sitting over medium heat on the stove. The cheese will start to warm through and coagulate, but don't leave it too long or it can melt. I have been rolling it out, cutting off chunks and dipping the chunks for a few moments before they go into the jar to rest.

I think the standard baseball-size round lump you get in the store is probably wrapped up in a cheesecloth in that shape and allowed to age a few days until it holds it shape. You should let it sit in the fridge for a couple of days before trying to slice it, regardless of shape.

I don't know, this isn't the gold-standard of mozzarella. My first batch was a little dry but with olive oil or tomato sauce it was delicious. It melts just right on top of lasagna or is fantastic cold on a salad. I'm not winning any awards in Naples yet, but the process is easy enough to practice, experiment with and eventually perfect.

A note on storage: the recipe suggests keeping the finished cheese in a solution of 2 tsp salt to 1 cup of water, but I wasn't happy with it. The cheese ended up with an eighth-inch coating of liquid cheese stuff hanging onto every chunk that was very unappetizing and didn't add anything to the cheese. I tried it once, every other batch has been stored in olive oil with a shake of dried basil and a shake of dried chiles. The oil preserves the cheese without changing the texture and adds a little bit of flavor. Olive oil never hurt nothing.

Plus it looks fancy!


Note on presentation: It looks fancier if you clear the empty liquor bottles, drunky!

Saturday, April 19, 2008

BBQ field report

Jen and I recruited a rental car and our friend Mollie for a trip to Leesburg, VA this weekend. Our only goal: buy stuff at the Leesburg outlet mall. Food being strictly secondary to our considerations. I did sniff out a Panera - I kinda love that place, OK? - for an early lunch to fortify us for shopping. This is a food blog so I won't describe in detail all the fantastic deals I got on work clothes, or talk about the fact that I finally found great black dress pants to go with my suit jacket so now I don't have to wear the skirt every time, or rhapsodize about the seriously hot red dress Jen got for Jackie's wedding (don't worry, Jackie, it's also totally classy - Mollie picked it out!).

So after the shopping, it was time for dinner. Jen had mentioned our upcoming trip to Leesburg to her boss on Friday, and boss instructed her to eat at a BBQ place in town. Jen forgot the name immediately, but I used the GPS on my phone to search out possible suspects. We settled on a place called Carolina Brothers Pit Barbecue as the most likely candidate, and had the GPS take us there. I wish I had pictures. I have no pictures. I was not expecting to find anything Porkalicious-worthy on this trip. But Porkalicious-worthy it was.

First sign of quality: Two giant smokers sitting out in front, heaven-scented smoke wafting out. Sitting next to a picnic table with just three things on it: red checkered tablecloth, giant roll of aluminum foil, and a big ol' bottle of homemade barbecue sauce. You know something good is going on there.

Second sign of quality: Small menu. Now some might debate me on this, but I am suspicious that people with a lengthy menu (I'm talking about you, Cheesecake Factory) are trying to hide something. People with a short menu are making one or two things really well, so well that you're not going to pick anything else anyway so why bother. This is the complete dine-in/carryout menu (catering options are more expansive):

Pork BBQ Sandwich - $4
Beef BBQ Sandwich - $4
Chicken BBQ Sandwich - $4
Baby Back Ribs - 1/2 rack for $10, full rack for $18
Hot Dog - $1.50
Sides (baked beans, coleslaw, potato salad) -$1.50

Oh, plus, the largest drink selection I've ever seen at a restaurant. Case after case of cans and bottles of water, fruit juice, energy drinks, different types of soda, cold coffee drinks . . . Mollie and I chose a regional favorite, Cheerwine, and Jen had a Jones Soda Co. root beer.

We all ordered the pulled pork sandwich. I mean, there's a smoker full of pig a foot away from the front porch. I'm gonna get a hot dog? No. So we get our sandwiches, I get the baked beans and coleslaw to go with mine, we find a table and there's a big bottle of sauce on the table waiting for us. I put some sauce on my sandwich. Took a bite. Wiped a tear of joy from my eye. Poured lots and lots of sauce all over my sandwich and let it sit in the sauce on my plate until the bun was half-soaked through with it. Ate it. And the coleslaw, and the beans. And then Jen got back in line to get us a pork sandwich for dessert.

Best pork sandwich I've ever had. The meat was just so rich and juicy and absolutely packed with flavor - the sauce was just a bit sweet, smoky, thin the way it should be. The coleslaw was the right balance - you don't want it to taste like dressing, or cabbage - just coleslaw. I don't know what is going on with the baked beans but I could eat them for lunch every day this week if I knew how to make them.

So if you're round about Leesburg, VA - or Ashburn, the nearby town where Carolina Bros. is actually located - stop by. I promise you'll have a dessert pork sandwich, because one is just not enough.

20702 Ashburn Road, Ashburn, VA (off Route 7).

From the Carolina Brothers take-home menu - some tips for smoking your own pig at home:
"The grill has to be exactly 17 inches from the bottom of the cooker. One inch either way will change the cooking tremendously. The pig can't weigh an ounce over 140 pounds. Any bigger than that, and he's not a pig, he's a hog, and all you're cooking is grease."

Yum.

Monday, April 7, 2008

cupcakes.tart.chutney.jam.pizza

Easter Baking

I make a lot of cupcakes, but my focus is usually frosting. Really, the cake part is only necessary because society seems to frown upon eating (or serving) a bowl of frosting with a spoon. This year I decided to try out a from-scratch cake recipe just for kicks. I used a recipe for "Fluffy Yellow Layer Cake" I found in this month's issue of the excellent Cook's Illustrated. My stupid grocery store didn't have cake flour, but other than that I was careful to actually follow the instructions and measure things properly and all. The whole process is quite involved - you mix the dry ingredients first, then in another bowl you mix the wet ingredients, including some that require an extra step like melting butter and dividing out the yolks. Then in yet another bowl you whip the egg whites and some sugar to stiff peaks, and then you mix the wet and dry and then you fold in the whipped whites. And then if you're me and fail to think about the consequences of your baking choices before starting the recipe, you fill dozens and dozens of teeny tiny mini-cupcake papers one at a time until your hand is falling off from all that mixing and whipping and filling.

So, how did it all turn out?

It's a great recipe. Lightly sweet, with a fine crumb, a pretty color and a delicate, natural flavor that could support and enhance just about any kind of frosting, or would even be good with just a bit of honey or maple syrup on top. I will happily put in the extra effort to make these cupcakes again on a special occasion. (But, random dude who works in my office, you're still getting box mix cupcakes for your birthday. I'm a busy woman.)

I also used a Cook's Illustrated recipe to make a chocolate fudge frosting for the normal-sized cupcakes. I didn't have any Hershey's cocoa powder and used some fanancy Marie Belle cocoa instead, and omitted some of the sugar. I've never had great success with making chocolate frosting, and this was fine but not great. I went against my cooking sensibilities and added the corn syrup the recipe required, and I could definitely tell the difference in texture and taste. Looked pretty though.

To complete the mini-cupcakes, I threw recipes and caution to the wind to make a fresh strawberry buttercream. Complicated recipe as follows:

Puree 1lb. of fresh hulled strawberries in the food processor. Add three sticks of butter and keep processing until well blended. Add 1tbsp. of vanilla extract and 1 cup of confectioner's sugar. Keep adding 1 cup of confectioner's sugar at a time until it reaches the consistency you want.

I know. It's ridiculous. But this stuff smelled like h-e-a-v-e-n. It was great on the cupcakes. It was great by the spoon late at night. It was great a week later on cinnamon graham crackers, served as an appetizer. I made it somewhat thin this time b/c I didn't want to pipe it, but it thickened up in the fridge nicely. You could also use less strawberries to get a thicker frosting from the start.






I also spent six hours on this insane lemon curd tart for Easter. It was delicious. Really, it was. I love the combination of citrus and chocolate, and I was proud of my velvety smooth curd. But . . . six hours. And the burn from the tart pan is still visible on my arm two weeks later. My dough was angry and uncooperative, I do not own a double boiler and I don't even know what "the consistency of pastry cream" means. If you are capable of making a happy, team-player sort of dough and you've mastered this pasty cream issue, by all means please grab the recipe from Suzanne Goin and have at it!



Sibling Monday

Mike lives in New York City and Kirsten lives in Vancouver now, but we got together for dinner on Monday anyway. Screw time zones, anyway.

First we made focaccia, using my food processor instead of a stand mixer, since there is no room in my kitchen for such a thing. Amazingly, this made a very nice dough, and although I did smell the motor start to burn at one point, no permanent harm done ;)

We let the dough rise in the warmest part of the house - the upstairs bathtub.



Dough baking in the awesome pizza stone. Mike accidentally forgot this at my house and now I have it until he makes a return trip, bwa ha ha!


Turn me into pizza! I'm ready!

We did not make that mozzerella from scratch. But it still tasted damn good.
Oh no! The chicken pizza fell on the floor! All that yummy marinated chicken! Damn you, fresh mozzerella, you didn't hold any of the toppings in place!
Mmmm. Look at that delicious, poufy crust. Mike's pizza sauce was also amazing - post the recipe, man!

We also made a whole lot of condiments. The recipes for the apple butter, jam, and chutneys can be found in The America's Test Kitchen Family Cookbook: Heavy-Duty Revised Edition. The salmon dip recipe can be found in Mike's brain. Maybe he'll post it here with his pizza sauce recipe.

Apple butter gets to cooking.
Chutney fixings, pre-chutneying
That's apple butter on the back burner, chutney on the front left, and strawberry jam on the front right. Mike took one for the team and peeled all those apples. The strawberry jam smell skipped over the kitchen and the living room and concentrated on one single spot in the stairwell. Every few minutes someone would run up the stairs to stand on the "jam spot" and sniff the air. Mmmm. I wish my office had a jam spot. That would make work a lot more fun.


Salmon dip - let's see...cream cheese...salmon...yeah, I have no idea. It was frakking awesome.

Salmon dip in a giant bowl. We ate all of it. After we ran out of bagels, we ate it on crispbreads. After we ran out of crispbreads, we ate it on onion crackers. Then we ran out of dip and had to get the strawberry frosting and graham crackers back out.



Jelly Jam '08

Kirsten, aka My Sister The Genius, has spent all of her spring breaks hanging out with Rachel and I, soaking up the one-on-one sibling love she's been denied for most of her life, one week at a time. She flew into D.C. this year with visions of Grandma Hull's strawberry jam, a nostalgic dish made of items at the grocery store one block away, just the kind of thing to bring a small family gathering together. I had fantasies of trying out a microwave mozzarella recipe, a dish we've never made that requires specialty ingredients and equipment.

A lack of rennet in the greater Washington area put the kibosh on my debut as a cheesemaker, but not before we spent six hours over two days online, on the phone and in the car in what became known as The Rennet Debacle of '08. With memories of The Fig Annoyance of '06, we put a bow on the cheese idea and focused on making preserves.

Coagulated fruit juice is delicious!

Fruit Preserves, including Jams, Jellies and Chutneys

Every time I went to my Grandma Hull's house she had multiple jars of strawberry jam in the freezer. She served it like that, frozen in the jar, and the sugar would crunch in your mouth no matter how hot a biscuit it was sitting on. My Grandpa grew strawberries in the backyard so we ate them fresh all summer long, but there was always enough to refill the jelly jars before fall. There was a blackberry bush too, but I don't remember any blackberry jam. I may have eaten too many of them off the bush to build up a jam worthy stockpile, I don't know.

Grandma made grape jelly too, and I know they had grape vines, but I don't know if she was boiling down the juice or buying it. Either way, the grape jelly doesn't really stand out. It was good, but not much different than store bought. But Grandma's strawberry jam was a unique beast. It tasted like strawberries but there was so much sugar there were white peaks in the jar where it hadn't dissolved. It was spreadable candy and I could hardly get enough.

Here's the thing: I was surprised by the 1-to-1 ratio of sugar to fruit in most of these recipes and yet none of them came even close to the sugar content of Grandma's jam. There were a couple of recipes we didn't try that called for little or no cooking time, that may have been her method, meaning she might not have been doubling the sugar. But almost 10 years after pulling the last jar of Grandma's jam out of her freezer, I've realized I can do without the crunch.

Strawberry Refrigerator Jam

This is the recipe we ended up using, from The America's Test Kitchen Family Cookbook, page 649.

Ingredients

1 quart strawberries, hulled and sliced thin
3/4 cup sugar
2 tbl fresh lemon juice

It's really simple, you just put everything together in a nonstick skillet over medium heat for 10 minutes, stirring often. They have a whole bowl-with-ice thing to figure out when it's done, but you don't have to be that smart. When it's boiled down enough to start looking syrupy, when it starts to run off a spoon in a string, when it gets that 'jam smell'. Just remember, as the book points out, "err on the side of undercooking, as the jam will thicken as it cools".

They include variations for apricot, plum and peach jams, substituting 1 pound of fruit for the 1 quart of strawberries. Rachel and Kirsten made the strawberry jam in DC using this recipe and it was really good. Erin and I made the same recipe when we got back to New York using 2 mangoes, with equal results.

Too bad Grandpa didn't grow mangoes.

The Magic of Pectin

Preserving food in sugar is an ancient concept. Before Europeans started importing sugar from the colonies, people had been preserving everything from from fruit to meat in honey for thousands of years. When the fruit is submersed in material with a higher sugar content than the fruit itself, the microorganisms that cause spoilage are dehydrated by the water absorbing sugar and killed. The same result is achieved in different ways by salting and smoking, but obviously those methods don't vibe with fruit the way they do with cod.

But there's a step past boiling in sugar. From page 171 of On Food and Cooking by Harold McGee:
Pectin Gels
Preserves get their smooth, semisolid consistency not from sugar, but from pectin, which can be extracted from the cell wall cement in plants by boiling. The long, stringlike pectin molecules bind a liquid into a solid by bonding to each other and forming a meshwork that traps the liquid in its interstices. Some fruits, including grapes and most berries, are rich enough in pectin to produce excellent gels on their own, while others, including apricots, peaches and strawberries, need a supplemental source. Preserve makers can buy powdered pectin that has been extracted from apple cores and parings or from the intermediate white layer, or albedo, of citrus fruits. Or they can make their own extract by simmering lemon slices that have been lightly pared.
Now, I've been called hardcore. I hung curing pancetta in my bedroom for three weeks. But simmering your own pectin extract is that extra step I'm not willing to take. I bought a product called SureJell, subtitled '100% Natural Premium Fruit Pectin', which I thought was a grand title for boiled apple cores. Each box came with a long, full color flier with instructions for various jamming techniques. After looking through a few grape jelly recipes, we decided to roll with the one straight out of the box.

Grape Jelly

Good grape jelly should taste like good grape juice, so I grabbed an all natural red grape juice by Welch's that said it had no sugar, flavorings, colors or preservatives added.

I cut the recipe to 1/5, figuring I couldn't use 8 cups of grape jelly no matter how hard I tried. These are the amounts from the original recipe. From the SureJell 100% Natural Premium Fruit Pectin Cooked Jam and Jelly Directions pamphlet.

Ingredients

5 cups prepared juice
7 cups sugar
1 box pectin

Measure exact amount of sugar into a bowl. Pour exact amount of juice into a large sauce pot. The jelly will foam up when boiling, so you need a lot of headroom and a wide bottom to keep it from boiling over. Stir in the box of pectin and bring the mixture to a rolling boil over high heat.

Stir in the sugar quickly and return to a rolling boil. Cook for 1 full minute, stirring constantly and then remove from heat. I poured the jelly into jars and set them out to cool. I wasn't canning anything and I knew they would all end up in the refrigerator, but they looked so cool on the window sill I left them there until they were room temperature.

It takes 24 hours for the jelly to set properly, and it was damn good the next day, more like the juice it came from than the vague 'purple flavor' of the last jar of Welch's grape jelly I bought. They've got to be using their own juice, but maybe what isn't fit for selling as all natural juice for a glass is sent to be cooked down in the jelly factory. Whatever the case, I made more grape jelly in 20 minutes than I eat in six months, so my non-existent grape jelly dilemma is completely solved.

HOWEVER, the revelation event, the Big Bang of my jelly making experience, was an adjustment of this basic grape jelly recipe. It is presented below, with the measurements I used, in all it's glory.

Mike's Spiced Blackberry-Grape Jelly

Holy crap, will somebody please pass a biscuit?

Ingredients

1 1/2 cups grape jelly
1 cup blackberries, mashed into a paste
3 1/2 cups sugar, measured into a bowl
1/2 box pectin
1 tbl ground cinnamon
1 tsp ground nutmeg
1 tsp ground clove
1 tsp ground allspice

Pour the juice and blackberry mash into a large sauce pot. Stir in the spices and the box of pectin and bring the mixture to a rolling boil over high heat.

Stir in the sugar quickly and return to a rolling boil. Cook for 1 full minute, stirring constantly and then remove from heat.

The spices set this jelly apart from any other I've ever tasted, but the blackberries are what made it really special. It feels dumb to talk about grape jelly the way people talk about wine, but the hints of berry, including the visual of the seeds sprinkled through the jar, give this jelly layers of flavor that don't all come out at once. I noticed the spices first, then the tasty grape jelly base, but somewhere shortly into the first bite I got a little blackberry and suddenly I felt like I was eating something I'd never had before.

This batch is now My Favorite Jelly Ever, a prize I created just for it.

Preserving Peppers

Another jelly you see occasionally is pepper jelly. The produce store at the Chelsea Market was having a sale on bushels and bushels of red, yellow and orange hot peppers when we went to buy fruit, so the decision was kind of made for me. I cut the recipe in half, but it is presented here with the original amounts.

From Epicurean.com. Here's a link.

Ingredients

1 cup ground sweet red peppers
1/2 cup ground long hot peppers or substitute 1/4 cup habañero peppers for an extra hot jelly
6 1/2 cups sugar
1 1/2 cups white vinegar
1/4 tsp salt
6 oz fruit pectin

Core and puree the peppers, including seeds. Combine peppers, sugar, vinegar and salt in a saucepan and bring to a simmer over medium-high heat. Simmer for 10 minutes, stirring regularly. Pour in the pectin and bring to a boil. Lower heat and continue to stir until you feel the mixture start to thicken.

This made a delicious jelly, but my peppers weren't hot enough. The combination of vinegar, sugar and peppers is really good, a weird, bright flavor that doesn't do much for bread but has been fantastic with pork chops and chicken so far.

Pepper jelly, seeds intact.

The other pepper concoction we cooked up was from The Family Circle Cookbook from 1974, page 709. It's short, so I'll quote the whole thing.
Sweet Pepper-And-Orange Jam

This is an unusual sweet-sour jam.

25 red peppers (about 6 pounds)
1 large seedless orange, peeled and cut into pieces
4 1/2 cups sugar
2 cups cider vinegar
1 teaspoon salt

1. Wash peppers; cut in half; remove seeds and white membranes; cut into large pieces; put through food chopper using coarsest blade.

2. Drain peppers well and discard liquid. Grind orange.

3. Combine peppers, orange, sugar, vinegar and salt in a large kettle. Bring quickly to boil, stirring. Cook over high heat, stirring often, 30 minutes, or just until thick and clear as jam; don't overcook.

4. Ladle into 7 hot, sterilized, 8-ounce glasses. Seal, as manufacturer directs. Label; date; store in cool, dry place. Makes 7 glasses.
I had a variety of issues with this jam. First of all, I don't need 7 glasses so I cut the recipe to 1/4 and used 6 red bell peppers. Second, I don't have a food chopper or even know what one is to be honest. So I cut the peppers up coarse and threw in a couple jalepeños and a red onion for good measure. Here it is on the stove:

Apparently the coarsest blade on a food chopper still gets things much smaller than my basic dice, because I didn't make much of a jelly. I don't know what to call the dish I ended up with, it's more of a jellied pepper slaw, to combine a few terms that don't really go together. Whatever you call it, I just spooned some out onto a Reuben so it turned out pretty good.

Chutneys and Butters

Predictably, we ended up making a few other things that were listed in the Sauces and Condiments section of the refrigerator jam book. A couple pages before the jam recipe were two chutneys that were irresistible and a recipe for apple butter. I've never been able to walk away from apple butter, but I'd never made it myself. This had to change.

These recipes are all reproduced as printed on pages 644-645 of The America's Test Kitchen Family Cookbook, which, conveniently, my mother bought Rachel and I both for xmas this year, so I have it here to reproduce from. Thanks, mom.

Spicy Mango Chutney

Makes about 2 cups
Prep time: 10 minutes
Total time: 30 minutes plus 1 hour cooling time

1 tbl unsalted butter
2 tsp grated ginger
1 tsp dry mustard
1/8 tsp cayenne pepper
1/8 tsp cinnamon
Pinch cloves
2 mangoes, peeled, pitted, and chopped medium
1 red onion, minced
1/4 cup packed light brown sugar, plus extra for seasoning
1 garlic clove, minced
1 1/2 cups water
1/4 cup white vinegar
1/4 cup raisins
Salt and pepper

1. Melt the butter in a large nonreactive (stainless steel, nonstick, or enameled) saucepan over medium-high heat. Stir in the ginger, mustard, cayenne, cinnamon, and cloves and cook, stirring, until aromatic, about 2 minutes. Stir in the mangoes, onion, brown sugar, and garlic and cook until the sugar begins to melt and caramelize, about 3 minutes.

2. Stir in the water, vinegar and raisins and simmer, stirring occasionally, until the sauce is thickened, about 10 minutes.

3. Off the heat, season with brown sugar (if needed), and salt and pepper to taste. Cool to room temperature before serving, about 1 hour.


Green Apple Chutney with Apricots and Ginger

Makes about 5 cups
Prep Time: 15 minutes
Total Time: 50 minutes plus 1 hour cooling time

1 tbl vegetable oil
1 onion, halved and sliced thin
2 Granny Smith apples, peeled, cored, and chopped medium
1/2 cup dried apricots, chopped medium
1/2 jalapeño chile, stemmed, seeded, and minced
1 tbl grated ginger
2 garlic cloves, minced
1/2 cup white vinegar
1/2 cup packed light brown sugar
1/2 cup orange juice
Salt and pepper

1. Heat the oil in a large nonreactive saucepan over medium-high heat until shimmering. Add the onion and cook until softened, about 5 minutes. Stir in the apples, tomato, apricots, jalapeño, ginger, and garlic. Cook until fragrant, about 2 minutes.

2. Stir in the vinegar, brown sugar, and orange juice and simmer until the juices have thickened, 25 to 30 minutes. Season with salt and pepper to taste. Cool to room temperature before serving, about 1 hour.


Apple Butter

Makes about 2 cups
Prep Time: 15 minutes
Total Time: 1 hour 50 minutes plus 1 hour cooling time

2 1/2 pounds McIntosh or Golden Delicious apples (5 to 6), peeled, cored, and sliced thin
1 cup apple cider
1/2 cup sugar, plus extra for seasoning
1 tsp grated ginger

1. Combine all of the ingredients in a large saucepan and simmer slowly, stirring often, until the apples have broken down into a dark, creamy mixture, about 1 hour and 30 minutes.

2. Process the cooked apple mixture in a food processor until smooth, about 5 seconds. Season with sugar to taste. Cool to room temperature before serving, about 1 hour.

I used a spiced apple cider and then added cinnamon to the mix, so mine was a little sharper than the recipe called for. It was easily the best apple butter I've ever had and I finished it off within two days, mostly with a spoon, straight from the jar.

Last but not least - Champagne Jelly

This one was a spur of the moment decision. We were at the liquor store anyway, they had champagne for $10 a bottle. I don't know. I'd never even heard of champagne jelly, but we were back home making it before the first drink was poured. Then we had champagne to toast our jelly day with, so it all made it's own kind of sense before we were done.

The recipe is short, so I'll quote the whole thing. From The Family Circle Cookbook from 1974, page 708.
Champagne Jelly

The ultimate gift in preserves.

1 bottle (4/5 pint size) champagne (1 2/3 cups)
Or 1 2/3 cups dry white wine
1 1/3 cups orange juice
4 cups sugar
1 bottle (6 ounces) liquid fruit pectin

1. Combine champagne or wine, orange juice and sugar in top of a double boiler. Place over boiling water; cook, stirring constantly, until sugar is dissolved. Continue cooking until very hot, about 5 minutes; skim off foam on top.

2. Remove from heat; stir in liquid fruit pectin. Mix well.

3. Ladle into 6 hot, sterilized, 8-ounce glasses. Seal, following the manufacturer's directions. Label and date; store in the refrigerator. Jelly takes a week or longer to set firmly. Makes six 8-ounce glasses.
We had a couple of problems with this recipe, mostly stemming from my lack of a proper double boiler. After I completely ruined the first batch, we poured enough champagne back out of our glasses to make up 1 cup of liquid. I combined that with a squirt of lime juice so the pectin had acid to work with, 3/4 cup of sugar, 1 ounce of powdered pectin and strawberry slices. It seems like it worked:

That's the champagne on the left and the blackberry-grape on the right.

It hasn't been a week yet, so the champagne jelly is still a little syrupy. But it is a damn tasty syrup, very, very sweet. I'm letting it set upside down so the strawberries will be at the bottom when it's done. A little treat, eh? Everybody loves a treat.

Alright, that's enough jams and jellies. If anyone actually missed me posting on the blog, I figure this one oughta make up for the whole month of January.

Sunday, April 6, 2008

Link To The Fajita Posting

I just put up a posting on fajitas, but it's been buried because I started it on August 21 of last year. I never finished it for some reason. I wrapped it up earlier today, but I just got around to adding the photo tonight. Now it's 4 am and I don't have the patience to figure out how to change it.

So here's a link:

FAJITAS!!!!!

Thursday, April 3, 2008

Pickle-mania!

I went on a pickling tear a couple months ago. I couldn't tell you for the life of me what set me off, but once I'd put together a fresh batch of dills, I was obsessed. I wasn't canning any of them so they all retained a really bright, fresh flavor. Most of the recipes said they'd hold up for a couple weeks in the fridge, but a month later I was still dipping my finger in the last jar of bread and butters with no ill effects. You'll have to use your own judgment, but I couldn't bring myself to throw these buggers away.

Pickle People

Like barbecue, sushi and wine, pickles inspire a weird kind of passion in certain people. Different than any of those three, pickles are easy to make and the ingredients are cheap. When I started looking for pickling recipes I was overwhelmed by the sheer volume, eventually trying everything from Gourmet Magazine recipes to my Grandmother's hand-written version.

I've listed my favorite recipes below, in their original versions. A lot of pickle recipes assume you're going to be canning the results, but I'm not exactly stocking the root cellar for the lean winter months. I cut many of the recipes in half or to a third and always had more pickles than I knew what to do with.


Dill Pickles

Dill pickles are what most people think of when they think of a pickle. My favorite recipe was from page 658 of the America's Test Kitchen Family Cookbook. It's the simplest of the dill pickle recipes and produced a bright, sour, tasty pickle that retained enough of the flavor of the cucumber to remind you of what you're actually eating. I did them as spears and whole pickles on different occasions.

Ingredients

1 tsp yellow mustard seeds
1 tsp fennel seeds
2 1/4 cups water
1 3/4 cups white vinegar
1/4 cup sugar
5 garlic cloves, smashed
1 tbl salt
8 Kirby cucumbers - whole, quartered or sliced
1 cup chopped fresh dill

Toast the mustard and fennel seeds in a large saucepan over medium heat until fragrant, about 2 minutes. Stir in the water, vinegar, sugar, garlic and salt and simmer for 10 minutes.

Combine the hot brine, cucumbers and dill in a large bowl and let cool to room temperature, about 1 hour.

At this point I put plastic wrap over the bowl and threw them in the refrigerator overnight. The cookbook recommends 10 hours of cooling before serving, but they were already damn tasty 3 hours after the brine went in.

The Better Homes and Gardens New Cookbook 10th Edition has a similar recipe on page 444 that isn't as good and takes a lot longer. They don't include garlic in their version, but they do suggest that if you leave out the mustard seed and put in the garlic you get kosher pickles.


Bread and Butter Pickles

I know most people think dill when they think pickle, but my favorites have always been the bread and butter. My grandma had a recipe I tried, but it seems like most of the pickles in her house were bought at the store by the time I came around. Either way, she loved them sweet and so do I.

I tried five or six recipes, my far and away favorite was from page 57 of Mrs. Rowe's Restaurant Cookbook, a book I bought on a road trip to Tennessee last year.

Ingredients

30 unpeeled cucumbers, sliced into thin rings
8 onions, sliced into thin rings
2 large red bell peppers, cut into fine strips
1/2 cup salt
8 cups ice water
5 cups distilled white vinegar
5 cups sugar
2 tbl mustard seeds
1 tsp ground turmeric
1 tsp whole cloves

Combine the cucumbers, onions and peppers in a large bowl. In a separate bowl, dissolve the salt in the ice water. Pour over the vegetables, making sure they are completely covered. Let stand for 3 hours and then drain well.

Combine the vinegar, sugar, mustard, turmeric and cloves in a large pot and bring to a boil over high heat. Add the vegetables and return to just under the boiling point but don't allow the vegetables to boil.

Once the mix is hot, turn off the heat and allow the pickles to cool. The Mrs. Rowe's cookbook goes immediately to canning, but I just ladled them out into old jars and threw them in the fridge. Delicious.

I made another version using essentially the same technique but with a mix of cauliflower, carrots, pearl onions, celery, Kirby cucumbers and red bell peppers, and about half the sugar.


Horseradish Pickles

Once again, the Better Homes and Gardens New Cook Book, 10th Edition had a so-so bread and butter recipe, but their little tack on suggestion at the end was the best pickle I made out of all of them. The technique is the same, with a couple of ingredient changes. Their recipe is short.

Ingredients

4 quarts sliced medium cucumbers
8 medium white onions, sliced
1/3 cup pickling salt
3 cloves garlic, halved
Cracked ice
5 cups sugar
2 cups cider vinegar
2 tbl mustard seed
1 1/2 tsp turmeric
1 1/2 tsp celery seed
1/2 cup prepared horseradish

In a large bowl combine cucumbers, onions, salt and garlic. Stir in a large amount of cracked ice. Let stand 3 hours, drain well. Remove garlic. In a large kettle combine sugar, vinegar, mustard seed, turmeric, celery seed and horseradish. Add drained mixture. Bring to boiling. Pack cucumber mixture and liquid into hot, sterilized pint jars, leaving a 1/2-inch head space. Adjust lids. Process 10 minutes. Makes 8 pints (80 servings).
These pickles were so freaking good. They were a little too sharp to eat by themselves, but diced up they could be put on any meat in existence. These pickles are the greatest thing to happen to hot dogs since somebody thought of wrapping them in bacon.

Oh! The picture just reminded me. I got a request for pickled beets, which I don't think I'd ever even eaten before. The recipe I used had allspice, cloves and cinnamon. I figured it couldn't be that bad. They were a big hit among the pickled-beet inclined.

From page 106 of How To Cook Everything by Mark Bittman.

Ingredients

12 medium beets, about 2 lbs
Salt
2 cups white vinegar
1 cup sugar
2 tbl kosher, canning or other non-iodized salt
1 tsp allspice berries
1/4 tsp cloves
1/2 cinnamon stick, optional (but why wouldn't you?)
1 medium onion, peeled and sliced thin

Remove all but an inch of the beet greens. Wash and scrub beets, then simmer in boiling salted water to cover until tender, 30 to 60 minutes. Cool enough to peel off the skins. Slice the beets, not too thinly.

Bring the vinegar, sugar, salt and spices to a boil. Add the beets and the onion and cook for about a minute. Cool, refrigerate and eat until you have a purple face.

Updates and Side Bar Items

Okay, it's been months. There's been a lot of cooking but not much writing. What can I say, I hate winter. But the sun is coming out again, I'm feeling inspired. Here we go.

This posting is all short kitchen anecdotes and dishes I haven't played with enough to do a full recipe entry for.

I broke my favorite bowl. It was big and thick, perfect for chili, soup and oatmeal, so this bowl was my best friend all winter. Dropped it in the sink trying to wash dishes and talk on the phone at the same time. Yuck. My fine piece of kitchen ware was replaced shortly thereafter by a gift of two slightly larger, slightly thicker bowls that have been filling in quite nicely, even if they don't sport a stylish happy face.

My brilliant sister Rachel came to New York on a candy mission. I couldn't tell you the name of the store, but it was big, busy and packed like a bodega with every bizarre incarnation of sugar imaginable. This was our take, minus a few goodies that never made it out of the subway. Note the box of 'Cat Butt' in the middle, small hard candies shaped like the south end of a north facing tom.

I made a turkey for Thanksgiving, first oven turkey I've eaten in quite a while.

It turned out great. Stuffed him with herbs and rubbed him all over with a herb-lemon butter I mixed up. I put slices of marinated lemon under the skin. They were fantastic by themselves when all was said and done.

Brenda and I fed a bunch of people, everybody was happy, then we started drinking. The tequila was really good and I was on my third glass when a request came for brown sugar in the next round. Trying to be the dutiful host, I grabbed the box out of the fridge and started stabbing down into it with my sharpest knife, without stopping to look up from the conversation I was having. Guess what happened?

I passed out, blood all over the place, walked to the hospital, six stiches, yada yada yada, as they say. Brenda and I were working together on the meal, but I cut my thumb damn near to the bone and if she hadn't still been there, mostly sober, the whole event wouldn't have worked out nearly as smoothly as it did. Thanks, Weezy.

On the upside, I literally haven't cut myself in the kitchen even once since then. Which is amazing for me and a record I'd like to keep building on.

Made stuffed cupcakes for a birthday party. They were good and we had fun making them, but it mostly seemed to be an excuse to decorate.

Made bananas foster. Also good.

But my favorite part was lighting it on fire.

I've been in this kitchen for a year now and I love it. Despite only having one working pilot light out of three on the oven and occasionally questionable water, it's big, very easy to organize, has a dope peg board and gets tons of natural light.

There's even room for a table in the corner, where I'm sitting in this photo. A tall, semi-cluttered shelving unit and we're good to go.

Last but not least, functional, arty and delicious. Now all I need is about 40 more of them.